I looked at him with surprise. He stared at me for a moment, then laughed. “What do you mean? I think I can do that.”
I shook my head. “No, I think you can’t. A woman can only go to kamasutra lessons in London. A man can go to any escort in London. It’s all about the escorts and the kamasutra. Do you have any idea what the kamasutra is?”
“What’s that?”
“I don’t know, I’ve never read it.”
“It’s a book of sexual positions. You should read it.”
He smiled and nodded. “It sounds interesting.”
“Oh, it is. It’s the kamasutra. It’s about how to go about having sex with a woman. It’s all about what positions to use. Do you know what positions are?”
“I think so.”
“I want you to tell me the positions you think are good for sex. I want to find out what I’m doing wrong.”
He smiled and nodded. “OK. If I tell you the positions, will you tell me what they are?”
“OK.”
“You can do it here. I’ll leave you alone.”
I took a deep breath and looked at him. “It’s all about how to go about having sex with a woman. I want you to tell me what you think are good positions for making love. I want to know what I’m doing wrong. Do you know what positions are?”
“OK.”
I looked at him and smiled. “OK, I’m going to leave you alone. What do you want me to do?”
“I want you to go to your room. Go to your room, take off your clothes and put your clothes in your bag. Then leave your bag in your room and come back in about 30 minutes. I would love you to be naked while you tell me the positions you think are good for having a good mood. I’d like you to tell me what the kamasutra is and what do you think about it.”
“OK.”
“What’s the kamasutra?”
“The kamasutra is a book of sex positions. It’s written by a man named Vatsyayana.”
“OK.”
“You should read it.”
“OK.”
“Do you know what the name of it means?”
“Yes.”
“Please tell me the positions you think are good for sex. I need to find out more about this online book.”
“OK.”
“You can do it here. I’ll leave you alone…
